The B.S.* Report (British Standard)

Another year is starting and am I ready for Daytona yet?

I don't think so!

I saw this prayer last week; maybe it will help.

Dear Lord,

Deliver to us those things we have not earned,

that we do not deserve,

that we do not merit.

Perform for us those deeds we are not willing to do for ourselves.

Give us wealth without toil,

respect without integrity,

health without nutrition,

strength without exercise,

talent without practice,

and

wisdom without thought.

Though we sit here idling our lives away producing naught, fulfil us.

Oh Lord, give us something for nothing!

I would add, Nortons to ride without shop time and intoxication without hangovers.

FIFTY FOUR DAYS UNTIL DAYTONA!